Koala’s response to being petted
> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
i dont know why this is so accurate but it is
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:
If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:
1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey
2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson
3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor
was that last one really necessary
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
He’s holding his fucking Iron Man lunchbox in that picture too and I am done.








