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Cupcakes be evil yet awesome

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

bakasara:

dahliasheng:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Supernatural AU where every time Dean and Cas stare at each other for longer than five seconds Sam glares at the camera and it zooms in on his face like The Office. 

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This brought me to tears OH MY GOD

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

asluttyvirgin:

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

My life summed up in 3 sentences.

gay8:

they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

I wonder if it was a fruitful endeavor or if it just got squashed.

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

I wonder if it was a fruitful endeavor or if it just got squashed.

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie.