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itscarororo:

"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."

-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins

By Caro Ramsey [tumblr | twitter | society6]

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

image

Mycroft (over the phone): Sherlock. I'm coming over so we can discuss this terrorist issue.
Sherlock: Ugh, really. How tedious.
Mycroft: You sound bored.
Sherlock: I am.
Mycroft: Then work on this case.
Sherlock: But i'm not case-work bored, i'm need-entertaining-bored.
Mycroft: Good god, what do you want me to do? Bring round operation and have a games day or something?
Sherlock: Yeah go on then *phones goes dead*
Mycroft: You have got to be kidding me.
or was it
Sherlock (sent): Bored. Get the games. -SH
Mycroft (sent): And you wonder why I still treat you like a child. -MH
Sherlock (sent): Just for that I'm going to eat custard creams in front of you. -SH

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

ms-captain-kangaroo:

wingsofnight:

densiandneric:

thedeathecchi:

merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

The fact that this is grammatically correct kills me

Imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons

imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons imagining dragons.

I

67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music